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Self-isolating couple file for divorce
Mar
A married couple who have been quarantined for the last 14 days have filed for divorce.
Henry and Daisy Dipshit have said that they never want to see each other again after their enforced quarantine.
Henry told Grumpy Fuckers:
“That was the hardest two weeks of my life. I never want to do that again. I’ve had some shit thrown at me in my life but Jesus, that virus has got a lot to answer for. It started off pretty well. I was quite surprised to find that she’d lost her job making Polaroid cameras. For the first few days, we got on ok. But then things got tricky. By the end of the 14 days, I was wishing that the virus would just take me.”
Wife Daisy was also less than flattering about her husband.
“The man’s an arsehole. I can’t believe I married the shit. The less I see of him, the better. I want to find myself a real man.”
