Record applications for Grumpy Fucker of the Year competition

The annual Grumpy Fucker of the Year Award has received a record number of applications.

The event, which crowns the world’s most grumpiest fucker, has been running since 2002.

Clive GrimGrits who runs the awards said:

“Yeah, we’ve had loads of entries. What else do you want to know?”

Gordon Gunt who sent his application in yesterday said:

“I’m possibly the grumpiest fucker in the world. I’m so grumpy that my face actually breaks if I smile. I go around all day being a total grumpy fucker so I’m hoping to pick up the award so that I can feel like I’ve achieved something with my life.”

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