Kanye West promises to stop singing if he becomes President

Superstar rapper Kanye West has promised to stop singing if he claims the White House this November.

It means that the singer has suddenly become a serious presidential candidate as a result of the pledge.

A spokeswoman for Mr West told Grumpy Fuckers:

“It’s true. I spoke to Mr West himself this morning as he flew in on his private yacht. We were looking for election-winning pledges when one of the girls serving coffee suggested that he stopped singing. We all looked at each other in amazement – it was so simple, yet so powerful. We put this to Mr West and he didn’t take it very well at first. We told him that he didn’t have to really stick to his pledge – it was just to get into the White House. So he agreed.

One music critic welcomed the move.

“Anything to shut him up is fine by me, even if it is for a few months”

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