Incompetent motorists prepare for National Drive Like A Dickhead Day

Shitty drivers across the country are gearing up for this year’s National Drive Like A Dickhead Day, which takes place on Wednesday 19th March.

Participants caused chaos last year by driving like total dickheads and there are plans to repeat the feat this year.

Dickhead driver Bobby Bigballs told Grumpy Fuckers:

“My wife tells me that I’m a dickhead driver every day so last year, I got involved with National Drive Like A Dickhead Day. I pulled out at junctions when I shouldn’t have, parked like a twat, and took part in road rage and fisticuffs, even though I was in the wrong. It’s great fun and the best part is that you never really know how much carnage you cause because for some reason, you drive like a dickhead, cause a few accidents, but never get caught up in one yourself.”

Organisers are hoping to build on the success of last year’s event.

“We’re getting some T-shirts made that our dickead drivers can wear,” said chairman Sid Grumble. “I was going to get some balloons made up but I tried to blow a few up last night and I nearly had a heart attack. That’ll teach me for smoking 20 ciggies a day.”

The event takes place from 6am- 11pm a week today. Anyone is free to join in but will need to be prepared to take a smack to the face if they take things too far.