Grumpy fuckers all over the world are preparing to celebrate International Grumpy Fucker Day, which this year takes place on Monday 25th May.
The fuckers have been moping around, grumbling to themselves and looking like sacks of shit in preparation for the big day.
One grumpy fucker said:
“Every day is International Grumpy Fucker Day in my life. The first thing I do when I get up in the morning is moan to myself about how shit my life is. I then go downstairs and make myself a shit cup of coffee. I head off to work about 8am and then spend the day working with arseholes. After that, I come back home, make myself a shit dinner and go to bed. That’s it. That’s my life.”
Another fucker said:
“Meh. Just get out of my face, fucker.”
International Grumpy Fucker Day was first celebrated in 2007. It’s been celebrated every year since because that’s how often annual events are celebrated.
One thought on “Get ready for Grumpy Fuckers Day – Monday 25th May”
Just a question from one GF to another: did the Monday May 25th 2020 Grumpy Fucker’s Day happen that day because it always happens on the 25th? Or because it always happens on the 4th Monday in May? Or because it only happens that day when it’s both the 25th AND the 4th Monday in May?