Arsehole sits through entire movie pointing out differences to the book

An arsehole has spent an entire movie pointing out the differences between the movie and the book.

Glen Shitface sat through the 2010 version of Alice in Wonderland and pointed out every single difference between that and Lewis Carroll’s book.

His wife Glenda said:

“I’m never going to watch a film with him again. The man is a dickhead. All I wanted to do was sit down and watch just one film of my choosing. And then my arsehole husband decides that he’s the literary master by pointing out all the differences. I really couldn’t give a shit. I just wanted to watch it and escape my shitty marriage for a few hours. I want a divorce. In fact, I’m going to sell him. Do you want to buy him? Name your price. He’s yours. Yes. You can have him for free. Just take him away. Please.”

Glen plans to spend the next week with his new girlfriend.

“I think I might take her to the cinema,” he said. “I hear that The Cat in the Hat is on and I’d like to see how it differs to the book.”

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One thought on “Arsehole sits through entire movie pointing out differences to the book

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