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Call for male porn stars to remove socks while having sex
A call for a ban on male porn stars wearing their socks while having sex has been made by an industry pressure group.
We Want Sex, Not Sox has called for the complete ban of porn stars wearing socks while sticking their bits inside other people’s bits.
Spokesman Glenda Slackflaps told GrumpyFuckers:
“We see the same thing over and over again – bit strapping lads who’ll show off everything they’ve got apart from their little pinkies. We say that they either get everything off or they go home. We’re not going to put up with it any longer. There’d be outrage if a female porn star decided to wear socks. In fact, we know of one star who had cold feet and wore a pair of footsies and her career never recovered.”
One male porn star, who didn’t want to be identified said:
“I’m really embarrassed about showing my feet.”
This is absolute truth!
I have, really, been saying this for years.