Hold on to your wheels! It’s International Dickhead Driver Day!

Motorists all over the world are bracing themselves for International Dickhead Driver Day.

Dickhead drivers all over the world will be tail-gating, cutting people up and pulling out in front of other people.

One motorist told Grumpy Fuckers:




“I can’t wait. I drive like a dickhead all the time and I can’t wait to be joined by all the other dickhead drivers in the world. I’m going to get up nice and early so that I can make the most of it. I’ve been testing out my horn so that I can toot to people for no reason, I’ve taken off all the mirrors attached to the car so that I’ve no idea who’s around me and I’ll also be wearing heavy shoes so that I can press the fast pedal really well. I do hope that everyone comes out to join us because we love being dickhead drivers.”

Another motorist said:

“Ah shit. That’s the last thing we need is a load more dickheads on the road. I think I’ll just stay in bed and play with myself instead.”