World Happiness Day can fuck right off

Grumpy Fuckers across the globe have come together to tell the UN’s World Happiness Day to fuck right off.

The day is designed to promote happiness and wellbeing but grumpy fuckers worldwide have told its organisers to go suck a bag of dicks.

Grumpy Fucker Daniel Glum, told Grumpy Fuckers:

“What the frig is this all about? Happiness? We all know that happiness has no place in this world. I don’t know what they even thinking of trying to achieve. I’m sure they’ll all be wanting us pretending to be happy. But that’s not going to happen. I demand that World Happiness Fucks right off.”

The day aims to recognise the importance of happiness and well-being as universal goals and to call for a more inclusive approach to economic growth that promotes happiness and well-being. But those who live in the real world feel that it’s all a bit shit.

“It’s all a bit shit if you ask me,” added Mr Glum.

Grumpy Fuckers are hoping to stage a counter-happiness day when they organise Grumpy Fuckers Awareness Day.

“We’ll be arranging Grumpy Fuckers Awareness Day to raise awareness of grumpy fuckers,” added Mr Glum.

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