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New T-shirt campaign aims to tackle social distancing assholes
Apr
A new T-shirt campaign has been launched to alert social distancing assholes to back the fuck off.
The new T-shirts tell the assholes to back away, reminding them to keep 6 feet away from the wearer.
Gilly Underfumble, who created the T-shirts told Grumpy Fuckers:
“I’m sick of walking down the street and coming across assholes who won’t move out of my way. I’ve made these T-shirts so that I don’t have to go repeating myself, telling these assholes to move the fuck out of the way. If they refuse to comply with my T-shirt, I have no other option than to punch them hard in their assholes faces. It’s as simple as that.”
The T-shirts have been trialed at several locations, with great success.
“Some people think it’s a joke at first but when they don’t move their fat asses out of the way, I let fly with fists of fury.”
Much of the world is currently exercising social distancing measures to slow the spread of C19.
We need these for not only social distancing but keeping people away in general..
Amen and Amen!
So right, Lyle! This T shirt is just the thing for a misanthropic fucker like me.
Oh, hell yes! 99% of ASSHOLES don’t even know they’re ASSHOLES, we’d be doing them a service by giving the idiot’s a heads up!
I need this in my life,more than I can possibly describe.