New legislation allows motorists to stop car and punch tailgaters in the throat

The United Nations has passed legislation that will allow motorists worldwide to stop their cars and punch tailgaters in the throat.

The news comes as world leaders look for a solution to stop assholes driving up other peoples’ assholes.

A United Nations spokesperson told GrumpyFuckers:

“Even as I was driving into work this morning, I had some asshole driving up my asshole. I wound down my window, stuck my head out and said ‘Hey Asshole. Why are you driving up my asshole? Quit driving like an asshole, asshole.’ If I had been able to stop my car, get out, and punch the asshole in the throat, it would have made my trip to work a lot more satisfying.”

One motorist who enjoyed driving up other peoples’ assholes, who didn’t want to be named said:

“Duh what? My mommy told me to stay close to the car in front so I don’t get lost. I find it hard to drive with my webbed feet and three eyes.”

The new legislation has yet to be ratified, whatever that means.

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