Motorists ready for International Drive Like a Dickhead Day

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Motorists across the world are preparing to drive like arseholes ahead of International Drive Like a Dickhead Day this Monday.

The day allows drivers to drive like complete arseholes, angering other normal motorists.

Darren Dickface of the Arsehole Drivers Association told Grumpy Fuckers:

“I can’t wait! I’ve been practising my driving all week in anticipation of the day. I’ve been driving up people’s arseholes, cutting people up and running them off the road. I think I’m really good at it now and I can’t wait to show off my skills. I’ve got a few friends who are also looking to drive like total arseholes. It’s going to be great.”

International Drive Like A Dickhead Day is celebrating its 70th anniversary this year and is celebrated most days in most countries.

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