The emotion of happiness has been officially classified as ‘over-rated’.
Over 3,000 Grumpy Fuckers were questioned about happiness, and nearly 97% said it was over-rated.
One Grumpy Fucker said:
“I spent my whole life chasing happiness and it was only just as I’m nearing the end of my life that I’ve realised that I was never going to get it. I worked my arse off, day in, day out, to make other people happy, thinking that it would make me happy. It’s only now that I realise that happiness is so over-rated. I suggest that people spend the best part of their lives chasing other things instead – like getting laid.”
Happiness featured way down on the list of things that Grumpy Fuckers valued. Other emotions that were also over-rated included empathy, a sense of achievement and kindness.