Grumpy Fuckers across the world are demanding that social distancing rules should remain in place so that they don’t have to talk to anyone in the future. Grumpy Fuckers have been quietly pleased with the social distancing rules as it has meant that they can keep the fuck away from other fuckers. Gary TwoSheds, President […]
A studio in Hollywood has announced that it is to turn the year 2020 into a disaster movie. The movie will come with the tagline ‘When you thought things couldn’t get any worse, it just did’. Studio boss Danny SquareEyes told Grumpy Fuckers: “I distinctly remember wishing my friends and family a happy 2020 on […]
Vibrators across the world have been asking their owners for some time out. The phallic funboys have been in constant demand since the lockdown started, but many are now experiencing burnout. One dildo told Grumpy Fuckers: “I’m used to working once, maybe twice a week. This week, I’ve put in 17 shifts, including 7 in […]