Woman spends day off work worrying about going back to work

A woman has spent her entire day off work worrying about going back to work.

Sally Gumboots spent the entire day with a horrible pit-of-the-stomach feeling about going back to work the day after.

She told Grumpy Fuckers:

“Tuesday is normally my day off but it never feels like a day off because I spend the entire day worrying about the fact that I have to go back to work on the Wednesday. It’s doesn’t feel like a day off. I’d like to think that I can enjoy a day away from the assholes I have to work with but in truth, I just spend all my time off worrying about going back to work with all the assholes I work with. Even when I get two days off together, I’m counting down the days to go back to work so I never get to enjoy my time off. I’d like a job where I never actually have to go in, or do anything, or see or speak to anyone. That would be my ideal job.”

Sally’s boss Emma Tingletoes said that no one looks forward to Sally coming back to work either.

“She’s a right grumpy fucker,” said Emma. “All she does is moan about stuff. I might just sack her actually.”