New camouflage gear shop goes unnoticed by locals

A new camouflage clothing shop that has opened has gone unnoticed by local shoppers.

‘Now U See Us, Now U Don’t’ opened its doors two months ago but is yet to receive its first customer.

Manager Michael Sneak told Grumpy Fuckers:




“It’s pretty gutting that we’ve had no one come in yet. We’ve got loads of camouflage gear here at great prices. If we don’t start selling stuff soon, I’m going to have to go back to my shit job at British Gas and I don’t really want to have to do that as I left under a cloud.”

The new shop sells all sorts of camouflage gear. But local shoppers have had trouble finding it. Ben DingDong said:

“I’d love to go and see it but I can’t find the farking thing. I’ll go to Iceland instead. They’ve got crispy pancakes on offer.”