International Women’s Day events cancelled after venues run out of chocolate and wine

Events marking International Women’s Day have been cancelled after venues ran out of chocolate and wine.

Delegates were forced to head home early, causing many of them to grumble and moan to their partners.

One woman told GrumpyFuckers:

“I was most disappointed. Okay, I arrived late because I didn’t realise how long it would take me to get ready but when I did arrive, I was most vexed to find that they’d run out of chocolate and wine. What the frig is all that about? Don’t they know who I am? I am a woman and if they want me to turn up to their shitty event, the least they could do is turn up with some chocolate and wine. I kicked right off and punched the manager. I’ll be going back tomorrow to fetch my handbag as I accidentally left it there.”

International Women’s Day is marked around the world and celebrates the fact that they are better than men at things like sewing, riding horses and putting makeup on.