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Man who invented the phrase ‘Good Morning’ found murdered
Nov
The man who invented the phrase ‘Good Morning’ has been found fatally murdered in his apartment.
Cheery John Smiley coined the phrase back in 1952 as a way of making his employees feel valued as they arrived for work. He was found dead last night.
A police spokeswoman told GrumpyFuckers: “He had it coming for a long time. Who the fuck thought of putting the words ‘good’ and ‘morning’ together? What a dick! The worst thing about it was that this fucker meant it. There is absolutely nothing good about mornings and I applaud the grumpy fucker who put this asshole to sleep for good. Now pass me my coffee.”
The phrase ‘Good Morning’ has gone on to prove very popular with people who have no idea of what life is really like and these people are often referred to as ‘assholes’ behind their back. Smiley was often the target of Grumpy Fuckers who wanted the phrase banned.
What about the twat who came up with “cheer up, it might never happen”?
Yeah. He needs to have an accident too.
I Just Spat out my Coffee Laughing far too much at this shit….Twat!
Clean the fucking stuff up then.
If I hear any of that shite tomorrow. Knowing that I haven’t won the lottery (again!).
Someone WILL die.
Feckin good morning on a Monday morning? My arse!!!
What about the as whole who tells you to smile you’d look so pretty. Needs to be hit with a tank.
I could see that! My kids tell me this shit every morning.
I’m thinking “it is a good morning for you. You live, shit and eat here for free you little assholes’ .” Then I make them breakfast and smile, I think I’m the ass!!
I think smiley was right to add good to morning just to wake up its aGod given day tobe alive thee other things is blessing I am sorry for them who things not like that . be thankful to our Greater the holy Trinity Good bye GOD BLESS
I agree!!!! And plus, you guys got it all wrong! Literally ALL of it! One, it wasn’t saying that it was a good morning it was WISHING people a good morning. Second, everyone here has horrible grammar. Did you guys go to school?
It’s only good if I wake up late and after a pot of coffee
I agree!!!! And plus, you guys got it all wrong! Literally ALL of it! One, it wasn’t saying that it was a good morning it was WISHING people a good morning. Second, everyone here has horrible grammar. Did you guys go to school?
If happiness makes yall angry, yall are the problem.
Exactly!
“Good Morning to YOU, and see how you like it.”
–Mark Twain
My favorite is “Snap out of it” when you are depressed.
Damned near time that it happened,too.
This couldn’t have happened earlier?