Legendary porn film ‘Debbie Does Phallus’ has been banned for portraying plumbers as people who turn up on time. The film, which...
A Welsh nightclub has banned women from pouting when taking selfies to stop them looking like cockwombles. The Jurassic Park nightclub in...
A coffee shop has opened in Cardiff for people who hate mornings. Grumpy Fuckers’ Coffee Shop opened its door yesterday and was...
A Cardiff shop has been forced to apologise after one of its banners contained an offensive typo. Bargain store Massive Discounts contracted...
A Chepstow supermarket has opened a new lane for women who can’t seem to locate their purse. The town’s Kwik Save store...
Coffee shop opens for non-morning people
Cardiff store apologises for offensive shop banner
New dating site opens for people of mixed weights
Man seizes wrong day
Get ready for International Grumpy Fuckers Day – Wednesday 28th February
95% of married life is shouting ‘What?’ from other rooms
Mother successfully stabs straw into Capri Sun drinks pouch
Get ready for Grumpy Fuckers Day – Tuesday 23rd January
World looks forward to another shit year
Dear Ethel: Why is my husband such an arsehole?
Santa admits to being a fat, judgmental bastard
Woman forgets to take phone to the shitter