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- Woman takes all day to get jack shit done
- Get ready for International Grumpy Fuckers Day 2021 – Monday 30th August
- Male version Alexa ‘doesn’t listen to a word you say’
- Libraries move ‘Post Apocalyptic Fiction’ books to ‘Non-Fiction’ shelves
- Woman spends day off work worrying about going back to work
- Daredevil drinks orange juice after brushing teeth
- Jehovah’s Witnesses call for ban on door-knocking Trick or Treaters
- Husband divorces wife after discovering she irons their socks
- Scientists discover ‘dessert stomach’ that allows you to eat afters even if you are full
- Shit handwriting linked to higher intelligence
- New Year’s Eve cancelled because it’s shit
- 87% population in a ‘serious’ relationship with coffee
- WHO recognises 4pm as the new official Wine O’Clock
- Woman accidentally leans on phone, inputs 16 digit card number in the correct order and buys new shoes
- Man sells homing pigeons for 47th time this year
- Kanye West promises to stop singing if he becomes President
- UN bans pineapple on pizza
- Grumpy Fuckers demand permanent social distancing
- 2020 to be turned into a disaster movie
- Get ready for Grumpy Fuckers Day – Monday 25th May