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- New Year’s Eve cancelled because it’s shit
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- WHO recognises 4pm as the new official Wine O’Clock
- Woman accidentally leans on phone, inputs 16 digit card number in the correct order and buys new shoes
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- Kanye West promises to stop singing if he becomes President
- UN bans pineapple on pizza
- Grumpy Fuckers demand permanent social distancing
- 2020 to be turned into a disaster movie
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