Everyone Can Go Fuck Themselves Coloring Book

Searching for the perfect adult coloring book because you’ve had enough of other people?

This totally shit swear word coloring book is full of all kinds of single-paged designs for you to color in – so that you don’t have to think about other people and their problems. From unicorns to mandala (no, not Nelson) designs, all you need to worry about is getting your effing coloring book out (and your effing coloring pens) and spend the day coloring shit in. Fuck everyone else.

You’ll feel relaxed and mysteriously aroused (probably) after a few hours and it saves you having to worry about life’s responsibilities. Inside, you’ll find such inspirational quotes such as ‘If at first you don’t succeed, don’t fucking bother’, ‘I love that sound when you shut the fuck up’ and ‘I can see your point but you’re still full of shit’.