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World Day of Peace disrupted by a FUCKING ALARM CLOCK

The World Day of Peace has been disrupted by a fucking alarm clock.

The annual day, dedicated to peace across the globe, went tits up after a shitty alarm clock woke those observing the holiday.

One observer told Grumpy Fuckers:




“I’ve been looking forward to this day all year. It’s the only day when I can officially have a lie in and get some peace and quiet. Then what goes and happens? My fucking alarm clock goes off. I thought I’d turned the fucker off but it seems not. It’s not surprising – I was totally wankered last night to the point where I was talking shit all night long. Talk about peace – none of my friends got any. I finally climbed into bed about 3am because I’d been up singing Gloria Gaynor songs all night.”

The World Day of Peace is designed to bring peace and harmony to the world.

So far, its effect can be officially classified as ‘Fuck all’.

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