Workers disappointed to find extra day is a Monday

Workers across the country have woken up to find themselves disappointed that the four-yearly extra day is a Monday.

Monday is traditionally the shittiest day of the week. One worker told GrumpyFuckers:

“Why couldn’t the extra day be a Sunday or even better, a Saturday? That way, I’d still have a Sunday to look forward to. As it is, I’ve now got to get through another shitty Monday – put up with all the same assholes in work after spending an hour getting there and then having to spend another hour getting home. Whoever invented this leap year shit should go stab themselves in the eye with a pointy stick. I don’t like it one bit.”

One employer said:

“We like to have this extra day in our calendar because we can get one day’s extra work out of all the minions without us having to pay the fuckers any extra.”