Welsh couple divorce but ‘would still like to remain brother and sister’

couple smoking

A Welsh couple have decided to divorce, but have said that they’d still like to stay brother and sister.

Chris and Chris Jones got hitched three years ago, but things turned ugly at a local bingo hall last week.

Chris (the male one) told the media:

“We do usually take two dabbers to bingo so that we got one each like. But last week, Chris started using my one. I told her to use her own but she glassed me in the face with a bottle. Obviously, I wasn’t very happy with that so when we got home, I told her that we need to face facts and that the marriage wasn’t working. She said ‘ok’ so we then applied for a divorce online. I want to keep the house but so does she so we are going to have to have a fight about that one.”

Chris (the other one) added:

“I can’t not have him as a brother. Who’s going to unplug my sink when it’s full of crap? This divorce can be done in a nice way but I do want the house.”

The couple are now dating (other people, not each other).



  1. James Layfield

    July 16, 2016 at 7:32 am

    Only in fucking Wales

  2. Ama

    July 16, 2016 at 12:04 pm

    How could they marry in the first place if there brother and sister?

    • Bah, humbug

      February 8, 2017 at 2:14 am


  3. Barney Finds

    April 1, 2017 at 5:46 am

    They should at least be smoking the same cigarette !!!

  4. K

    May 5, 2017 at 8:37 pm

    Oh for the love of christand all that is holly

  5. Loren

    May 6, 2017 at 1:07 am

    Old joke. If a couple in alamaba gets divorced, are they still brother and sister? What do a divorce in Alabama and a hurricane have in common? Someone is going to lose a mobile home.

    • Shelli Barnes

      February 23, 2018 at 12:27 am

      Or would that be a cardboard box?

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