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REVEALED: Why do women take so fucking long doing anything?

The reason why women take so long doing anything has been revealed in the findings of a new study.

The study showed that women take so long doing anything because they’re so fucking slow.

Professor CleverClogs of the University of Nowhere in Particular told GrumpyFuckers:




“Women take longer because they like to do things properly. Their motto is ‘do it once, do it properly’. Whereas a fella might attempt to do the same thing three times before getting it right, a female will always take her time. That’s why they are slow and that’s why they take a fucking age to do anything.”

One male participant of the survey said:

“This morning at 9.15am, I asked my wife whether she’d like to nip to the shop with me. The shop’s only around the corner and I thought it’d be a good chance for us to catch up about our plans for the day. It was a silly mistake for me to make. I was still waiting at 4pm and the shop had shut. I could have spent a whole day in work and got paid for it by the time she took to get ready.”

His wife, who also didn’t want to be named said:

“I don’t give a flying fuck about how long I take to get ready. If it takes me three hours to look like perfection, then so be it. I’d rather that than look like a scruffy bag of shit like my husband does.”

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  1. Billy

    May 2, 2017 at 8:36 pm

    It’s true, women take FOREVER to do ANYTHING. Going to the bathroom. Crossing the street. My God, have you ever seen a man cross the street with cars waiting on him? He shows some energy, moves with alacrity because he knows several people are waiting on him. Sometimes he jogs across the street? Ever seen a woman jog across a street? Me neither. Instead they act like every movement is a major effort, they just schlump along taking forever, like putting one foot in front of the other is some major ordeal. Is it that they have that little motivation and energy? They just don’t give a shit that several people are waiting on them to cross over? Or some combination of the two? I don’t get it but it drives me fucking nuts. Just cross the damned street and be done with it and get out of my way you fat fucking cow.

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