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REVEALED: Why do women take so fucking long doing anything?

The reason why women take so long doing anything has been revealed in the findings of a new study.

The study showed that women take so long doing anything because they’re so fucking slow.

Professor CleverClogs of the University of Nowhere in Particular told GrumpyFuckers:




“Women take longer because they like to do things properly. Their motto is ‘do it once, do it properly’. Whereas a fella might attempt to do the same thing three times before getting it right, a female will always take her time. That’s why they are slow and that’s why they take a fucking age to do anything.”

One male participant of the survey said:

“This morning at 9.15am, I asked my wife whether she’d like to nip to the shop with me. The shop’s only around the corner and I thought it’d be a good chance for us to catch up about our plans for the day. It was a silly mistake for me to make. I was still waiting at 4pm and the shop had shut. I could have spent a whole day in work and got paid for it by the time she took to get ready.”

His wife, who also didn’t want to be named said:

“I don’t give a flying fuck about how long I take to get ready. If it takes me three hours to look like perfection, then so be it. I’d rather that than look like a scruffy bag of shit like my husband does.”

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