Scientists have successfully established a link between obesity and eating too much shit. The boffins concluded that eating too much shit makes...
Researchers at a very posh university have scientifically proven that people with resting bitch faces look younger. Their work proves that people...
A world-famous coffee shop is recruiting new members of staff but on one condition – that they’re a Grumpy Fucker. Grumpy Fuckers...
Britain’s leading TV fitness instructor has rebranded after getting old. Derrick Evans, most commonly known as Mr Motivator has since repackaged himself...
A woman who specifically told her husband not to buy her anything for Valentine’s Day has told of her disappointment that her...
Coffee shop opens for non-morning people
Cardiff store apologises for offensive shop banner
Dear Ethel: Why is my husband such an arsehole?
Santa admits to being a fat, judgmental bastard
Woman forgets to take phone to the shitter
PROVEN: Intelligent people are the grumpiest fuckers on earth
World dickhead population reaches critical levels
World Day of Peace disrupted by a FUCKING ALARM CLOCK
Cats can speak – but choose not to
Appropriate Eyebrow Education to be taught in schools
Police given new powers to beat shit out of parking fuckwits
Official: 83% of the population are Coffee Sluts