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Coffee shop opens for non-morning people
Cardiff store apologises for offensive shop banner
Man seizes wrong day
Get ready for International Grumpy Fuckers Day – Wednesday 28th February
95% of married life is shouting ‘What?’ from other rooms
Mother successfully stabs straw into Capri Sun drinks pouch
Get ready for Grumpy Fuckers Day – Tuesday 23rd January
World looks forward to another shit year
Dear Ethel: Why is my husband such an arsehole?
Santa admits to being a fat, judgmental bastard
Woman forgets to take phone to the shitter
PROVEN: Intelligent people are the grumpiest fuckers on earth