A woman who was told by a Careers Adviser to follow her dreams has gone back to bed. Julie LardArse took less...
Scientists have successfully established a link between obesity and eating too much shit. The boffins concluded that eating too much shit makes...
Researchers at a very posh university have scientifically proven that people with resting bitch faces look younger. Their work proves that people...
A world-famous coffee shop is recruiting new members of staff but on one condition – that they’re a Grumpy Fucker. Grumpy Fuckers...
Britain’s leading TV fitness instructor has rebranded after getting old. Derrick Evans, most commonly known as Mr Motivator has since repackaged himself...
Coffee shop opens for non-morning people
Cardiff store apologises for offensive shop banner
New dating site opens for people of mixed weights
Man seizes wrong day
Get ready for International Grumpy Fuckers Day – Wednesday 28th February
95% of married life is shouting ‘What?’ from other rooms
Mother successfully stabs straw into Capri Sun drinks pouch
Get ready for Grumpy Fuckers Day – Tuesday 23rd January
World looks forward to another shit year
Dear Ethel: Why is my husband such an arsehole?
Santa admits to being a fat, judgmental bastard
Woman forgets to take phone to the shitter