The United Nations has passed legislation that will allow motorists worldwide to stop their cars and punch tailgaters in the throat.
The news comes as world leaders look for a solution to stop assholes driving up other peoples’ assholes.
A United Nations spokesperson told GrumpyFuckers:
“Even as I was driving into work this morning, I had some asshole driving up my asshole. I wound down my window, stuck my head out and said ‘Hey Asshole. Why are you driving up my asshole? Quit driving like an asshole, asshole.’ If I had been able to stop my car, get out, and punch the asshole in the throat, it would have made my trip to work a lot more satisfying.”
One motorist who enjoyed driving up other peoples’ assholes, who didn’t want to be named said:
“Duh what? My mommy told me to stay close to the car in front so I don’t get lost. I find it hard to drive with my webbed feet and three eyes.”
The new legislation has yet to be ratified.