A man has woken up exactly one minute before his alarm was due to go off.
Shelf-stacker Derek Slowcoach had set his alarm for 7am but woke up at 6.59 exactly.
Derek told GrumpyFuckers:
“I set my alarm for 7am because I have to get up for my shitty job. I tried to get to sleep but it was fairly difficult because my next door neighbour was banging his missis. I finally dropped off at about midnight and the next thing I know, I wake up. I thought I’d have a quick slash, but the next thing I know, my fucking alarm’s going off. I was so angry that I punched myself in the face and went to work.”
Derek’s mum said:
“The boy’s a waster of space. I wish he’d move out.”