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Man wakes up 1 minute before alarm goes off

A man has woken up exactly one minute before his alarm was due to go off.

Shelf-stacker Derek Slowcoach had set his alarm for 7am but woke up at 6.59 exactly.

Derek told GrumpyFuckers:

“I set my alarm for 7am because I have to get up for my shitty job. I tried to get to sleep but it was fairly difficult because my next door neighbour was banging his missis. I finally dropped off at about midnight and the next thing I know, I wake up. I thought I’d have a quick slash, but the next thing I know, my fucking alarm’s going off. I was so angry that I punched myself in the face and went to work.”

Derek’s mum said:

“The boy’s a waster of space. I wish he’d move out.”

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