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Man manages to use every piece of kitchen equipment in his house to boil one egg

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A British man has broken the world record for using the most amount of kitchen utensils and saucepans to make one boiled egg.

Stanley Undergroin used 15 spoons, 9 knives, 6 forks, 3 spatulas, 17 different saucepans – and everything else he could lay his hands on to cook the egg.

His wife Mildred told Grumpy Fuckers:




“Stanley was very proud when he came into the living room with his boiled egg. It’s the first thing he’s ever cooked in his life. I was very proud of him too, especially since the only time he’s ever been in the kitchen was to puke his guts up in the sink.”

But things soon turned sour when Mildred went into the kitchen an hour later.

“It looked like Hiroshima. There were pots and pans all over the place, food all up the walls, cups everywhere – and every single piece of cutlery had been used. I went ape shit. He’d used so many plates to cook the egg that he had eat the fucking thing off his lap,” she added.

Stanley has since been banned from entering the kitchen, apart from emergencies when he needs to puke his guts up in the kitchen sink.”

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