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Man determined to solve ‘Washing Fairy’ mystery

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A 42 year old man is seeking to solve a mystery that has been occurring at his house for more than 10 years.

Dennis Dullard can leave any item of dirty washing anywhere in his house, only to find it washed, dried and neatly folded the following day.

Dennis told Grumpy Fuckers:

“I’ve tried all kinds of things to solve this mystery. I’ve set up cameras, paid private detectives and even stayed up all night to try and find out what’s going on. I can literally leave a stinking pair of grots on the bedroom floor and by the time I wake up the next day, it’s there neatly folded and put away in my draw. I’m thinking of going to the papers about it. I’m bewildered.”

Dennis has also encountered other unexplained cleaning events his his home.

“It happens with my dirty dishes too. I can leave a dirty mug on the side of my sofa and the next day, it’s clean and put away in my kitchen cupboard.”

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