A man has bought a car to go to his job so that he can pay for his car.
Freddy Fuckwit bought his second-hand car yesterday so that he could get to his new job.
He told GrumpyFuckers:
“I had to get a car to get myself to my new job. I now go to work to pay for the car that I need to get myself to my job.”
His mother added:
“He’s been sitting around my house on his lazy arse for the past 5 years. I’m glad that he’s got a job now and it’s nice to see him paying for his car so that he can get himself to work to pay for the car.”
Freddy’s girlfriend Mandy said:
“I never see the fucker these days.”