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Flat-earthers seek global following

Flat-earthers have launched a new initiative to increase their global following.

Followers of the concept say that they want to increase followers in all corners of the globe.

Chief flat-earther Billy Fuckwit told GrumpyFuckers:




“Since Neil Armstrong went to the moon, we’ve had people leaving our ranks in their tens. Of course, all of that was a load of bollocks – the earth is flat and we can prove that – just look at maps – they’re flatter than a witch’s tit. We want our reach to be truly global. We want our message to go all around the world. We want more members of our club so that we can give them membership badges. We got shitloads of them and we just can’t get rid of them.”

Critics of flat-earthers say that they are talking out of their arseholes.

“They’re just talking out of their arseholes,” said one critic.

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