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Cardiff store apologises for offensive shop banner

A Cardiff shop has been forced to apologise after one of its banners contained an offensive typo.

Bargain store Massive Discounts contracted a sign-maker to create a new banner for the shop front. Sadly, the banner contained the word ‘discocunt’ instead of the word ‘discount’.

Shop manager Jim Bellend told Grumpy Fuckers:




“I’ve always hammered home the importance of good spelling to my staff. Unfortunately, this didn’t extend to the twat who made my sign and posted it for all the world to see. It’s a massive embarrassment as I don’t have any discocunts in stock.”

Shopper Lesley Longarms said:

“I popped in to get one for my husband as I’d rather he didn’t touch mine. I was vexed when they told me that they didn’t sell any. I left in tears so I went to Burger King and stuffed my face full of dead cow and fat.”

The shop has since replaced the banner.

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14 thoughts on “Cardiff store apologises for offensive shop banner

  1. Brilliant site really made my day…being a grumpy dithery old fubar git lol

  2. They should have sourced some discocunts.

  3. I was a grumpy fucker till I read this post, nearly pissed myself laughing…thanx Grumpyfuckers.com!

  4. Bugger! Why don’t you have larger sizes in your t-shirts/sweatshirts ?
    Thanks! Love your we cite!!!

    1. We’ve got some fat grumpy fuckers here in the states! Need some larger sizes, fuckers!

  5. Ok, where on this planet is Cardiff? Other than the one in S. Sask., Canada. Grumpy Fuckers is pure genius . Should be good for a few billion.

    1. There is Cardiff by the Sea, Calufornia, USA
      as well as Cardiff in Wales.
      Grumpy Fuckers are everwhere…

  6. Ok, where on this planet is Cardiff? Other than the one in S. Sask., Canada. Grumpy Fuckers is pure genius . Should be good for a few billion.

    1. It’s the capital of Wales

  7. Can I bring my dog? He is the Grumpiest fucker I know. Always grumbling and muttering when not happy. Which is all the time unless it is to go for a ride. I think he really, really needs to go to Grumpy Fuckers.
    Do you have Fucker Fries on your menu? He’d like those….

  8. Is this some kind of trick or government interference?

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