9 Signs That She Doesn’t Love You Anymore

Relationships can be difficult at the best of times. Sometimes, it's hard to spot those little things that make you realise that perhaps the love just isn't there anymore. Here are a few signs that might help you.

She twats you in the face whenever she sees you


She snips your balls off with a pair of garden shears


She packs your suitcase and tells you to fuck off


She marries someone else and doesn't invite you to the wedding


She buys you a plane ticket and throws you out of the house


She hires a sniper and draws a large circular target on the back of your coat before you leave for work


She drains your bank account and you never see her again


She torches the only thing you've ever really loved in your life


She comes back from the shops, hands you the steaks and then introduces you to a hungry lion she's just picked up



  1. Gary Kines

    February 25, 2017 at 8:41 am

    re number one: You wrote ‘twat’ when I think you meant ‘swat’… in Canada, anyway, twat refers to that delectable secret part of a woman’s anatomy. So, to us, you’ve had the woman hitting the guy in the face with her crotch. Well, maybe that’s possible, too, I guess…

    • dave

      March 11, 2017 at 10:15 am

      Twat in England also means to smack someone

  2. Charlie Caruso

    May 7, 2017 at 1:25 pm


  3. Twatted

    June 1, 2017 at 12:12 am

    Well, anyone who would empty your fucking bank account and fuck off is a twat. Period!

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